Welcome to Hoefessionals—the podcast where sex, love, and kink get the mic they actually deserve.

No sanitized “10 tips for better foreplay” here.

No buzzkill experts wagging fingers from ivory towers.

This is where the real pros—the educators, authors, kinksters, and rabble-rousers—climb up on their soapboxes and say the thing they can’t not say. With laughter. With fire. With zero apologies.

I’m Rev Heather, aka Nookie—Licensed Unicorn Quester, relationship nerd, and your friendly guide through the wilds of romance, hookups, and everything in between.

For over a decade, I’ve been teaching people how to date without turning into bitter internet bros, how to have kinky adventures without losing your mind, and how to love without sacrificing your damn self. Hoefessionals is my latest playground: every week, I sit down with one guest (sometimes a duo) and we get gloriously unfiltered about what actually makes sex and relationships work—and what burns them to the ground.

Think of it like a smoky jazz club for your ears. A little classy, a little brash, and very much not safe for the fragile. If you want bold opinions, big confessions, and the kind of conversations that make you want to pause, laugh, and immediately text your best friend—this is your spot.

🎙️ Hoefessionals launches January 6, 2026.

Subscribe now, because this is the show that will make your love life smarter, sexier, and a hell of a lot more fun.